YE KIYA HAI BAI

With Santa Singh



The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 ^th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... J



Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13^th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...



Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...



Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan:   Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
 
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
 
 
GUESS WHY????????? ??
 
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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?"  

 

WHY CM DOES NOT BAN TASMAC

The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.

Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had
drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said,  "Don't sell that cow."

2011 girl of revolution

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

 

She was asked to give a little speech.

 

She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!


This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!

dad dad dad dad

HOW A SON THINKS ABOUT HIS FATHER  AT DIFFERENT AGES:   At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.
Wonder how Mother puts up With him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son.
I was so scared of my father When I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.
I am unable to manage a Single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is One Of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. Stage.
Realise the true value of your parents before it's too late.

Please send to your colleagues and friends as many you can. Do not delete without sending to anybody.

I have forwarded it to the maximum I can.

Let it reach the 110 crores Indians and the remaining if any. 
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.   

Forward to as many as u can, kindness costs nothing. 

Contact:
John Jeba Singh
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai

please please note and act

Please don't delete this without forwarding.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.
Kindly, share this valuable information wherever possible.

1.  If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.

2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. http://www.friendstosupport.org/

3. Engineering Students can register in http://www.campuscouncil.com/ to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by  Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
-Plant more Trees.
-Don't waste Water & Electricity.      
-Don't use or burn Plastics

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect them and Save them"

9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471

11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai
Category:  Cancer
Address:
East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi Nagar
Adyar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,  044-24911526  044-24911526 ,  044-22350241  044-22350241

12.  Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN
Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"

Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians 

 

judgement

You can’t judge a book by its cover.


A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun
threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston , and walked timidly
without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer
office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods,
country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even
deserve to be in Cambridge . "We'd like to see the president," the man
said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll
wait," the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping
that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They
didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to
disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always
regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave,"
she said to him! He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his
importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he
 detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer
office. The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward
the couple. The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for
one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago,
he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a
memorial to him, somewhere on campus." The president wasn't touched.
He was shocked. "Madam," he said, gruffly, "We can't put up a statue
for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place
would look like a cemetery." "Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We
don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a
building to Harvard." The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the
gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you
have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven
and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."
 For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he
could get rid of them now. The lady turned to her husband and said
quietly, "Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don't we just
start our own?" Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in
confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and
walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established
the university that bears their name, Stanford University, a memorial
to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those
who they think can do nothing for them.



A TRUE STORY, By Malcolm Forbes