YE KIYA HAI BAI

With Santa Singh



The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 ^th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... J



Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13^th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...



Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...



Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan:   Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
 
receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..
 
 
GUESS WHY????????? ??
 
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Jaya Bachchan ask's him "What are the options?"  

 

WHY CM DOES NOT BAN TASMAC

The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.

Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had
drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said,  "Don't sell that cow."

2011 girl of revolution

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

 

She was asked to give a little speech.

 

She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!


This is called bride from 21st Century!!!!

dad dad dad dad

HOW A SON THINKS ABOUT HIS FATHER  AT DIFFERENT AGES:   At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.
Wonder how Mother puts up With him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son.
I was so scared of my father When I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.
I am unable to manage a Single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.
He is One Of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. Stage.
Realise the true value of your parents before it's too late.

Please send to your colleagues and friends as many you can. Do not delete without sending to anybody.

I have forwarded it to the maximum I can.

Let it reach the 110 crores Indians and the remaining if any. 
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.   

Forward to as many as u can, kindness costs nothing. 

Contact:
John Jeba Singh
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai

please please note and act

Please don't delete this without forwarding.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.
Kindly, share this valuable information wherever possible.

1.  If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
"RED SOCIETY" at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.

2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of donor address. http://www.friendstosupport.org/

3. Engineering Students can register in http://www.campuscouncil.com/ to attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.

4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.

5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by  Kodaikanal   PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German Doctors.
Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732
"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the owner and Fine will be collected from them.

7.  By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is now. Our Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. So let all of us lend our hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.
-Plant more Trees.
-Don't waste Water & Electricity.      
-Don't use or burn Plastics

8.  It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.
"TREES DO IT FOR FREE"
"Respect them and Save them"

9.   Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. http://ruraleye.org/

10.  Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore. 10.
Contact : 9916737471

11. Medicine for Blood Cancer!!!!
'Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at "Adyar Cancer Institute in Chennai". Create Awareness. It might help someone.
Cancer Institute  in Adyar, Chennai
Category:  Cancer
Address:
East Canal Bank Road, Gandhi Nagar
Adyar
Chennai -600020
Landmark: Near Michael School
Phone:  044-24910754  044-24910754 ,  044-24911526  044-24911526 ,  044-22350241  044-22350241

12.  Please CHECK WASTAGE OF FOOD
If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India ) - Its not a Joke, This is the number of Child helpline.
They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.
AND LETS TRY TO HELP INDIA BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN
Please Save Our Mother Nature for
"OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS"

Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians 

 

judgement

You can’t judge a book by its cover.


A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun
threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston , and walked timidly
without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer
office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods,
country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even
deserve to be in Cambridge . "We'd like to see the president," the man
said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll
wait," the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping
that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They
didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to
disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always
regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave,"
she said to him! He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his
importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he
 detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer
office. The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward
the couple. The lady told him, "We had a son who attended Harvard for
one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here. But about a year ago,
he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a
memorial to him, somewhere on campus." The president wasn't touched.
He was shocked. "Madam," he said, gruffly, "We can't put up a statue
for every person who attended Harvard and died. If we did, this place
would look like a cemetery." "Oh, no," the lady explained quickly. "We
don't want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a
building to Harvard." The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the
gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, "A building! Do you
have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven
and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard."
 For a moment the lady was silent. The president was pleased. Maybe he
could get rid of them now. The lady turned to her husband and said
quietly, "Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don't we just
start our own?" Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in
confusion and bewilderment. Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and
walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established
the university that bears their name, Stanford University, a memorial
to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those
who they think can do nothing for them.



A TRUE STORY, By Malcolm Forbes

 

imagination

Dear Friend,

This little girl’smother is a computer specialist from Helsinki, Finland. While her daughteris soundly asleep, she creates a completely different world … from whatevershe can find around her! That’s how both of them became really famous.What a truly fabulous imagination!

--

please note and act

magic year 2011

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.
Kinda interesting - read on!!!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add the age you will be this year,
The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of the Money!!!
The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENG SHUI.
.....
It is a mystery, but it is worth a try, good luck.

when you get money please donot forget to send me a gift

wish u all good luck

regards

kmuthuraju

my year of birth 1953

last 2 digits  53

add my age 58

its 111
 

oh ! english

An Ode to English Plurals

We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes

But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.

One fowl is a goose but two are called geese,

Yet the plural of moose would never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice

Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice!

If the plural of man is always called men,

Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of my foot and show you my feet

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set is teeth,

Why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called

beeth?

Then ‘one’ may be that and ‘three’ would be those,

Yet hat in the plural would never be hose

And of course, the plural of cat is cats, not cose!

We speak of a brother and also of brethren

But though we say mother we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him

But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let s face it – English is a crazy language

sweet heart

very good discussion about heart ..
 

Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore   A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees . The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone. Qn: What are the ways in which the heart is stressed? What practices do you suggest to de-stress? Ans: Change your attitude towards life. Do not look for perfection in everything in life.   Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart? Ans: 1. Diet - Less of carbohydrate, more of protein, less oil 2. Exercise - Half an hour's walk, at least five days a week; avoid lifts and avoid sitting for a longtime 3. Quit smoking 4. Control weight 5. Control blood pressure and sugar Qn: Is eating non-veg food (fish) good for the heart? Ans: No Qn: It's still a grave shock to hear that some apparently healthy person       gets a cardiac arrest. How do we understand it in perspective? Ans: This is called silent attack; that is why we recommend everyone past the age of 30 to undergo routine health checkups. Qn: Are heart diseases hereditary? Ans: Yes Qn: Is walking better than jogging or is more intensive exercise required to keep a healthy heart? Ans: Walking is better than jogging since jogging leads to early fatigue and injury to joints Qn: You have done so much for the poor and needy. What has inspired you to do so? Ans: Mother Theresa , who was my patient Qn: Can people with low blood pressure suffer heart diseases? Ans: Extremely rare Qn: Does cholesterol accumulates right from an early age (I'm currently only 22) or do you have to worry about it only after you are above 30 years of age? Ans: Cholesterol accumulates from childhood. Qn: How do irregular eating habits affect the heart ? Ans: You tend to eat junk food when the habits are irregular and your body's enzyme release for digestion gets confused. Qn: How can I control cholesterol content without using medicines? Ans: Control diet, walk and eat walnut. Qn: Can yoga prevent heart ailments? Ans: Yoga helps. Qn: Which is the best and worst food for the heart? Ans: Fruits and vegetables are the best and the worst is oil. Qn: Which oil is better - groundnut, sunflower, olive? Ans: All oils are bad . Qn: What is the routine checkup one should go through? Is there any specific test? Ans: Routine blood test to ensure sugar, cholesterol is ok. Check BP, Treadmill test after an echo. Qn: What are the first aid steps to be taken on a heart attack? Ans: Help the person into a sleeping position , place an aspirin tablet under the tongue with a sorbitrate tablet if available, and rush him to a coronary care unit since the maximum casualty takes place within the first hour. Qn: How do you differentiate between pain caused by a heart attack and that caused due to gastric trouble? Ans: Extremely difficult without ECG. Qn: What is the main cause of a steep increase in heart problems amongst youngsters? I see people of about 30-40 yrs of age having heart attacks and serious heart problems. Ans: Increased awareness has increased incidents. Also, s edentary lifestyles, smoking, junk food, lack of exercise in a country where people are genetically three times more vulnerable for heart attacks than Europeans and Americans. Qn: Is it possible for a person to have BP outside the normal range of 120/80 and yet be perfectly healthy? Ans: Yes. Qn: Marriages within close relatives can lead to heart problems for the child. Is it true? Ans : Yes, co-sanguinity leads to congenital abnormalities and you may not have a software engineer as a child Qn: Many of us have an irregular daily routine and many a times we have to stay late nights in office. Does this affect our heart ? What precautions would you recommend? Ans : When you are young, nature protects you against all these irregularities. However, as you grow older, respect the biological clock. Qn: Will taking anti-hypertensive drugs cause some other complications (short / long term)? Ans : Yes, most drugs have some side effects. However, modern anti-hypertensive drugs are extremely safe. Qn: Will consuming more coffee/tea lead to heart attacks? Ans : No. Qn: Are asthma patients more prone to heart disease? Ans : No. Qn: How would you define junk food? Ans : Fried food like Kentucky , McDonalds , samosas, and even masala dosas. Qn: You mentioned that Indians are three times more vulnerable. What is the reason for this, as Europeans and Americans also eat a lot of junk food? Ans: Every race is vulnerable to some disease and unfortunately, Indians are vulnerable for the most expensive disease. Qn: Does consuming bananas help reduce hypertension? Ans : No. Qn: Can a person help himself during a heart attack (Because we see a lot of forwarded emails on this)? Ans : Yes. Lie down comfortably and put an aspirin tablet of any description under the tongue and ask someone to take you to the nearest coronary care unit without any delay and do not wait for the ambulance since most of the time, the ambulance does not turn up. Qn: Do, in any way, low white blood cells and low hemoglobin count lead to heart problems? Ans : No. But it is ideal to have normal hemoglobin level to increase your exercise capacity. Qn: Sometimes, due to the hectic schedule we are not able to exercise. So, does walking while doing daily chores at home or climbing the stairs in the house, work as a substitute for exercise? Ans : Certainly. Avoid sitting continuously for more than half an hour and even the act of getting out of the chair and going to another chair and sitting helps a lot. Qn: Is there a relation between heart problems and blood sugar? Ans: Yes. A strong relationship since diabetics are more vulnerable to heart attacks than non-diabetics. Qn: What are the things one needs to take care of after a heart operation? Ans : Diet, exercise, drugs on time , Control cholesterol, BP, weight. Qn: Are people working on night shifts more vulnerable to heart disease when compared to day shift workers? Ans : No. Qn: What are the modern anti-hypertensive drugs? Ans : There are hundreds of drugs and your doctor will chose the right combination for your problem, but my suggestion is to avoid the drugs and go for natural ways of controlling blood pressure by walk, diet to reduce weight and changing attitudes towards lifestyles. Qn: Does dispirin or similar headache pills increase the risk of heart attacks? Ans : No. Qn: Why is the rate of heart attacks more in men than in women? Ans : Nature protects women till the age of 45. (Present Global census show that the Percentage of heart disease in women has increased than in men )  Qn: How can one keep the heart in a good condition? Ans : Eat a healthy diet, avoid junk food, exercise everyday, do not smoke and, go for health checkups if you are past the age of 30 ( once in six months recommended) .... Send it to all your friends....... They might be benefitted……!!!

             

p a p p a y a

Dear Everyone, The Gorgeous Fruit....Papaya.... Make sure that you have some as often as possible. Read all about it. Pass this ONE on, to everyone whom you know.    Papaya was the only studied  food found to halt breast cancer   Scientists studied 14 plant foods commonly consumed in Mexico to determine their ability to halt breast cancer cell growth. These included avocado, black sapote, fuava, mango, prickly pear cactus (nopal), pineapple, grapes, tomato, and papaya. They also evaluated beta-carotene, total plant phenolics, and gallic acid contents and antioxidant capacity. They found that only papaya had a significant effect on stopping breast cancer cell growth. (International Journal of Food Science and Nutrition, May)  Papaya is a store-house of cancer fighting lycopene   The intense orangey-pink color of papaya means it is chock full of cancer fighting carotenoids. Not only beta carotene, but lycopene is found in abundance. The construction of lycopene makes it highly reactive toward oxygen and free radicals.    Scientists at the University of Illinois think this anti-oxidant activity contributes to its effectiveness as a cancer fighting agent. Epidemiological studies have indicated an inverse relationship between lycopene intake and prostate cancer risk. They showed that oral lycopene is highly bioavailable, accumulates in prostate tissue, and is localized in the nucleus of prostate epithelial cells.  In addition to antioxidant activity, other experiments have indicated that lycopene induces cancer cell death, anti-metastatic activity, and the up-regulation of protective enzymes. Phase I and II studies have established the safety of lycopene supplementation. (Cancer Letter, October 8, 2008)   Prostate cancer was the subject of a study in Australia that looked at 130 prostate cancer patients and 274 hospitalized controls. The scientists found that men who consumed the most lycopene-rich fruits and vegetables such as papaya were 82% less likely to have prostate cancer. In this study, green tea also exerted a powerful anti-cancer effect. When lycopene-rich foods were consumed with green tea, the combination was even more effective, an outcome the researchers credited to their synergy. ( Asia Pacific Journal of Clinical Nutrition, 2007)   Isothiocyanates found in papaya restore the cell cycle to eliminate cancer Organo-sulfur compounds called isothiocyanates are found in papaya. In animal experiments, isothiocyanates protected against cancers of the breast, lung, colon pancreas, and prostate, as well as leukemia, and they have the potential to prevent cancer in humans. Isothiocyanates have shown themselves capable of inhibiting both the formation and development of cancer cells through multiple pathways and mechanisms. (International Journal of Oncology), October, 2008)     Researchers in Japan clarified the mechanisms of action in a type of isothiocyanate found in papaya known as BITC, that underlies the relationship between cell cycle regulation and appropriate cell death. When cancerous cells die on schedule, they are no longer a problem. The researchers established that BITC exerted cancer cell killing effects that were greater in the proliferating cells than in the quiescent cells. Cancer cells that are proliferating are much more dangerous than cancer cells that are in a state of dormancy. (Forum of Nutrition, 2009)  Enzymes from papaya digest proteins including those that protect tumors   The fruit and other parts of the papaya tree, also known as the paw paw tree, contain papain and chymopapain, powerful proteolytic enzymes that facilitate chemical reactions in the body. They promote digestion by helping to break down proteins from food into amino acids that can be recombined to produce protein useable by humans. Proteolytic enzymes protect the body from inflammation and help heal burns. They do a good job of digesting unwanted scar tissue both on the skin and under its surface.    Research has shown that the physical and mental health of people is highly dependent on their ability to produce proteins they can use effectively. However, as people age, they produce less of the enzymes needed to effectively digest proteins from food and free needed amino acids. They are left with excessive amounts of undigested protein which can lead to overgrowth of unwanted bacteria in the intestinal tract, and a lack of available amino acids.   Eating papaya after a meal promotes digestion, and helps prevent bloating, gas production, and indigestion. It is quite helpful after antibiotic use to replenish friendly intestinal bacteria that were the casualties in the war against the unwanted bacteria. When the intestinal tract is well populated with friendly bacteria, the immune system is strengthened, and can better protect against flu and cancer. Being a proteolytic enzyme, papain is able to destroy intestinal parasites, which are composed mostly of protein. To rid the body of intestinal parasites, half a cup of papaya juice can be alternated each hour for twelve consecutive hours with the same amount of cucumber or green bean juice.    Papaya contains fibrin, another useful compound not readily found in the plant kingdom. Fibrin reduces the risk of blood clots and improves the quality of blood cells, optimizing the ability of blood to flow through the circulatory system. Fibrin is also important in preventing stokes. Proteolytic enzymes containing fibrin are a good idea for long plane rides to minimize the potential of blood clots in the legs. People who sit at a desk all day might want to use proteolytic enzymes too.    Proteolytic enzymes are able to digest and destroy the defense shields of viruses, tumors, allergens, yeasts, and various forms of fungus. Once the shield is destroyed, tumors and invading organisms are extremely vulnerable and easily taken care of by the immune system.    Undigested proteins can penetrate the gut and wind up in the bloodstream where they are treated by the immune system as invaders. If too many undigested proteins are floating around, the immune system becomes overburdened and unable to attend to the other tasks it was meant to do. Proteolytic enzymes can digest these rogue proteins, freeing up the immune system.  Let's ensure a slice of papaya every day in our diet. Papaya juice will be great. . Have a Great Day.....along with a Slice of Papaya.

free from tasmac

இலவசங்களை வழங்குவது உள்ளபடியே ஒரு ஆட்சியின் சாதனைதானா? என்கிற வினாவிற்கு
விடை காண முற்பட்டபோது, இதற்கான நிதி எங்கிருந்து வருகிறது என்பதை விடைகாண
புறப்பட்டபோது, இலவசங்களுக்கான செலவீனங்களுக்கு நிதி ஆதாரம் எது என்பதை
அறிந்தபோது, ‘கொடுப்பவர்கள் மறைந்திருக்க, தருபவர் பெருமை கொள்கிறாரே’ என்றே
சொல்லத் தோன்றுகிறது. 
எடுத்துக்காட்டாக இந்த ஆண்டு மார்ச் மாதம் 19ஆம் தேதி தமிழக நிதியமைச்சர்
பேராசிரியர் க.அன்பழகன் சமர்ப்பித்த 2011-12ஆம் ஆண்டிற்கான நிதி நிலை
அறிக்கையில், தமிழக அரசு நடைமுறைப்படுத்திவரும் இலவச மற்றும் நல்வாழ்வுத்
திட்டங்களையும், அதற்கான நிதி ஒதுக்கீட்டையும் பார்ப்போம். 
1. ரூ.1க்கு வழங்கப்படும் அரிசித் திட்டத்திற்கு - ரூ.3,750 கோடி. 
2. விவசாயத்திற்கு இலவச மின்சாரம் - ரூ.295 கோடி 
3. கலைஞர் மருத்துவ காப்பீடு திட்டம் - ரூ.750 கோடி 
4. இலவச மருத்துவ ஊர்த்திச் சேவை - ரூ.75 கோடி 
5. வண்ணத் தொலைக்காட்சி பெட்டி வழங்க - ரூ.500 கோடி 
6. கலைஞர் வீட்டு வசதித் திட்டம் - ரூ.262.50 கோடி 
7. நிரந்தர வீடு கட்டித்தரும் திட்டம் - ரூ.1,800 கோடி
8. அண்ணா மறுமலர்ச்சித் திட்டம் - ரூ.508 கோடி 
9. ஊரக குடி நீர் திட்டங்களுக்கு - ரூ.1,183 கோடி 
10. ஊரக வேலை வாய்ப்பு திட்டம் (மாநில அரசின் பங்கு) - ரூ.250 கோடி
பெரியார் சமத்துவ புரம் திட்டம் - ரூ.75 கோடி 
11. வாழ்ந்துகாட்டுவோம் திட்டம் - ரூ.184 கோடி 
12. திருமண நிதியுதவித் திட்டம் - ரூ.300 கோடி 
13. கருவுற்றத் தாய்மார்கள் உதவித் தொகை வழங்கும் திட்டம் - ரூ.360 கோடி 
14. சமையல் எரிவாயு அடுப்பு வழங்க - ரூ.140 கோடி 
15. சுய உதவிக் குழுக்களுக்கு சுழல் நிதி வழங்க - ரூ.124 கோடி 
16. குழந்தை வளர்ச்சித் திட்டம் - ரூ.891 கோடி 
17. எம்.ஜி.ஆர். சத்துணவுத் திட்டம் - ரூ.924 கோடி 
18. முதியோர், ஆதரவற்றோர் உதவித் தொகைக்கு - ரூ.1,002 கோடி 
19. பிற்படுத்தப்பட்டோர், சீர்மரபினர் நலன் - ரூ.459 கோடி 
20. தாழ்த்தப்பட்டோர் கல்வி உதவி நிதித் திட்டம்-ரூ.198 கோடி 
21. ஆதி திராவிடர் நல வாழ்வுத் திட்டங்களுக்கு - ரூ.894 கோடி 
22. நெசவாளர்களுக்கு இலவச மின்சாரம் வழங்க - ரூ.78 கோடி 
23. அமைப்பு சாரா தொழிலாளர் நலன் - ரூ.50 கோடி 
24. வேலையற்றோர் உதவி நிதித் திட்டம் - ரூ.60 கோடி 
25. ஈழத் தமிழர் மறுவாழ்விற்கு - ரூ.100 கோடி. 
தமிழக அரசின் நிதி நிலை அறிக்கையில் மக்கள் நலத் திட்டங்கள் என்று கூறப்பட்ட
திட்டங்களே மேற்கூறப்பட்டுள்ளவையாகும். இவற்றிற்கான நிதி ஒதுக்கீடு அனைத்தையுன்
கூட்டிப் பார்த்தால் அது ரூ.15,110.50 கோடி வருகிறது. இது மேற்கண்ட
திட்டங்களுக்கு வரும் நிதியாண்டில், அதாவது 2011-12இல் செலவிட ஒதுக்கப்பட்ட
நிதிகளாகும். 
இவ்வளவு பெரிய நிதிச் செலவை எங்கிருந்து பெற்று தமிழக அரசு ஈடுகட்டுகிறது?
தமிழக அரசின் ஒட்டுமொத்த வரி வருவாய் இந்த நிதியாண்டில், அதாவது 2010-11
நிதியாண்டில் ரூ.63,091.74 கோடியாகும். இதில் டாஸ்மாக் மது விற்பனை மூலம்
கிடைத்த வருவாய் உத்தேசமாக - ஆண்டு முடிவிற்கு இன்னமும் 5 நாட்கள் உள்ளதால்
சரியான புள்ளி விவரம் வெளியாகவில்லை - ரூ.14,600 கோடி! 
இலவசம், மக்கள் நல் வாழ்வு, மருத்துவம், கலர் டி.வி., சமையல் எரிவாயு இணைப்பு,
இலவச அரிசி ஆகியன மட்டுமின்றி, தி.மு.க. அரசின் அனைத்து சமூக நலத்
திட்டங்களுக்குமான நிதியை அது டாஸ்மாக் மது விற்பனை மூலம் பெற்றுவிடுகிறது
என்பதே உண்மை. 
FILE
2010-11 ஆம் ஆண்டில், மது உற்பத்தியின் மூலம் தமிழக அரசிற்கு கிடைத்த வருவாய்
(Excise Duty) ரூ.6,733.90 கோடி. மது விற்பனையில் கிடைத்த விற்பனை வரி (Sales
Tax) ரூ.5,757.63 கோடி. ஆக மொத்தம் அரசிற்கு மதுவின் மூலம் கிடைத்த மொத்த
வருவாய் ரூ.12,491.53 கோடி. 
2002 -2003 நிதியாண்டில் இருந்து (அதாவது ஜெயலலிதா ஆட்சிக் காலத்தில் இருந்து)
2010-11ஆம் நிதியாண்டு வரை மது விற்பனை மூலம் தமிழக அரசு பெற்றுள்ள மொத்த
வருவாய் ரூ.56,639 கோடி! இதோடு நடப்பு நிதியாண்டில் வரும் வருவாயையும்
சேர்த்தால் ரூ.71,000 கோடி ஆகும்!. மது விற்பனை மூலம் இந்த 9 ஆண்டுகளில்
கிடைத்துவரும் இந்த வருவாயைக் கொண்டுதான் சத்துணவு முதல் கலர் டி.வி. வரை
வழங்கப்படு்கிறது. 
ஆ‌ண்டு வா‌ரியாக மது ‌வி‌ற்பனை வருவா‌ய் ‌விவர‌ம் : 
2002 - 2003 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.2,828.09 கோடி -
2003 - 2004 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.3,639.00 கோடி - 28.67 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2004 - 2005 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.4,872.00 கோடி - 33.88 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2005 - 2006 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.6,086.95 கோடி - 24.94 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2006 - 2007 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.7,300.00 கோடி - 19.95 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2007 - 2008 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.8,822.00 கோடி - 20.85 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2008 - 2009 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.10,601.50 கோடி - 20.17 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2009 - 2010 ‌நி‌தியா‌ண்டி‌ல் ரூ.12,491.00 கோடி - 17.82 ‌விழு‌க்காடு உய‌ர்வு
2010 - 2011 ‌நி‌தியாண‌்டி‌ல் ரூ.14,033.00 கோடி - உ‌த்தேசமாக 
இப்போது அறிவிக்கப்பட்ட கூடுதல் இலவசங்களால் இந்த செலவீனம் கொஞ்சம்
அதிகரிக்கும். அதற்கேற்றாற்போல் மது விற்பனையும் (ஆண்டுக்கு 20 விழுக்காடு)
அதிகரிக்கும் அல்லவா? அந்த வரி வருவாய் இந்தச் செலவு உயர்வை சரிக‌ட்டிவிடும். 
2006 ஆம் ஆண்டு சட்டப் பேரவைத் தேர்தலின்போது தி.மு.க. வெளியிட்ட தேர்தல்
அறிக்கையில் ரூ.2க்கு ஒரு கிலோ அரிசி ஏழை, எளிய மக்களுக்கு வழங்கப்படும் என்று
அறிவிக்கப்பட்டிருந்தது. அதற்கான நிதியை எங்கிருந்து பெறுவீர்கள் என்று
எதிர்க்கட்சித் தலைவி கேள்வி எழுப்பிய போது, அயல்நாட்டு மதுபான உற்பத்தியின்
மீது விதிக்கப்படும் தீர்வையின் மீது (Excise Duty) ரூ.1,800 கோடி வருவாயைக்
கொண்டு ரூ.2 அரிசி திட்டத்திற்கு ஆகும் செலவை ஈடுகட்டுவேன் என்று கூறினார். 
இது, கடந்த தேர்தலின் போது புரசைவாக்கம் தொகுதியில் கருணாநிதி பேசியது.
அப்போதும் மதுபான விற்பனைதான், இப்போதும் மதுபான விற்பனைதான். ஆக இலவசங்கள்
அனைத்திற்குமான ஆதாரம், மதுபான உற்பத்தியில் இருந்து கிடைக்கும் தீர்வை
வருவாயும், அதனால் விற்பனை கிடைக்கும் விற்பனை வரியும்தான். 
ஆக இலவசம் என்பது ஆட்சிகளின் சாதனையல்ல, அது மது அருந்துவோர் அளிக்கும் மறைமுக
‘கொடையால்’ வழங்கப்படுகிறது. எனவே, இதற்கான பெருமை ‘குடி’மக்களையே சாரும்.
ஆட்சியாளர்களையல்ல! 

kmuthuraju

7

SEVEN

7 wonders
7 days a week
7 ragas
7 sciene wonders
7 olours
7 advises of APJ A
7 duties of a teacher as per APJ A



SEEMS   CM  JEYALALITHA ALSO FOND OF SEVEN

160 cotested election 160=1.6.0=7
34 cabinet ministers        =3.4   =7
reach sereteriate12.40=1.2.4.0   =7
party to vips  6.10 pm=6.1.0     =7
signed douments                       =7
invited co.politician vips           =7
swearning in ceremony 16=1.6  =7     

10

his jersey no         10
age  37=3+7=      10
height 5'5"=5+5=  10
win date 2.4.2011 10
w/cup after 28yrs   10
strike rate 91=9+1 10
1st w/cup sachin     10  age
this w/cup order      10 th
w/cup won balls      10 left unplayed
tendulkar                 10 dulkar

ithu eppadi irukku

really cheap

the only place in india  where food is so cheap
tea      1.00
soup    5.50
daal     1.50
meals   2.00
chapati 1.00
chicken 24.50
dosa       4,00
briyani    8.00
fish        13.00

these items are meant for poor people and available at parliamentary canteen
jai hind

nb
the salary of these people is just 80000 without income tax
ithu anna hazare  kku theriyuma !!!!!